Late Night Politics
"President Obama was in New Orleans for the fifth anniversary of Hurricane Katrina. Halfway through his speech, FEMA finally showed up." –Jay Leno
"President Obama said that too many Americans are struggling to find jobs. You know what these Americans are going to be called? Democrats." –Jay Leno
"Congress is very upset with Roger Clemens because they feel like they were lied to. Good! Now they know how we feel." –Jay Leno
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. . . you painted your house the same color as John Boehner's fake tan.
. . . don't understand why God apparently hates Nevada.
. . . you are hoping your kid will grow up to become a Morning Zoo DJ just like Glenn Beck
. . . you hot tub with a cardboard cut out of Nancy Pelosi.
. . . you use someone’s abortion stance as a litmus test for political purity. Ditto for gun control, and about 315 other issues.
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