Late Night Politics
"The president's security left traffic in Los Angeles paralyzed. It took some people two hours to get home from work, when it usually only takes 96 minutes." –Jimmy Kimmel
"President Obama may be willing to meet with Iranian president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad. How does that make the governor of Arizona feel? The president won't meet with her, but a four-foot tall Holocaust-denier in a Members Only jacket? No problem." –Jay Leno
"Can you imagine Rod Blagojevich in a prison jumpsuit? He'd look like a traffic cone with a Koosh ball on top." –Jimmy Kimmel
You Might Not Like It Here If . . .
. . . you think Obama is Muslim.
. . . you care if Obama is Muslim.
. . . you took "yes" in the "Does Howard Dean Have A Spine?" pool.
. . . you think being called a douchebag for being a douchebag is against your First Amendment rights.
. . . you use someone’s abortion stance as a litmus test for political purity. Ditto for gun control, and about 315 other issues.
Commentary by the Sarge
Centrist Zealot is proud to add a dedicated and patriotic American to the team, Sgt. Buford Jessup. As a Vietnam War veteran, Sgt. Jessup will offer commentary and analysis on the relevant and not so relevant issues of our times. His pithy two cents emerge from the unique perspective of a combat veteran, world traveler and hardened cynic, with an eye toward protecting the working men and women that comprise this great nation.
Sgt. Jessup, now semi-retired, leaves no stone or boot unturned. Whether it’s drilling down on the fine points of pending legislation, or defending the privacy rights of fellow citizens (especially from black helicopters), Sgt. Jessup is proof that the adage of “once a soldier, always a soldier” rings true, loud as the shotgun blast off a farmer’s porch in the midnight Georgian heat.
In his spare time, Sgt. Jessup enjoys working on his ’52 Chevy stepside, field trips to purported Roswell crash sites, and falconry. He is currently working on a new children’s book.