Too good not to post.
On July 26, 2010,
by Schmitty
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Late Night Politics
"The president's security left traffic in Los Angeles paralyzed. It took some people two hours to get home from work, when it usually only takes 96 minutes." –Jimmy Kimmel
"President Obama may be willing to meet with Iranian president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad. How does that make the governor of Arizona feel? The president won't meet with her, but a four-foot tall Holocaust-denier in a Members Only jacket? No problem." –Jay Leno
"Can you imagine Rod Blagojevich in a prison jumpsuit? He'd look like a traffic cone with a Koosh ball on top." –Jimmy Kimmel
You Might Not Like It Here If . . .
. . . you think Obama is Muslim.
. . . you care if Obama is Muslim.
. . . you took "yes" in the "Does Howard Dean Have A Spine?" pool.
. . . you think being called a douchebag for being a douchebag is against your First Amendment rights.
. . . you use someone’s abortion stance as a litmus test for political purity. Ditto for gun control, and about 315 other issues.
You can’t handle the truth . . . or can you?
Words of Various Sizes
Andrew Sullivan
Arizona Immigration law
budget
budget deficits
centrist
climate change
Congress
corruption
David Brooks
Fareed Zakaria
Fareed Zakaria GPS
fear
Fox News
GOP
Gulf Oil Spill
health care
healthcare reform
health care reform
humor
hypocrites
immigration
moderate
New York Times
Obama
oil spill
pelosi
political commentary
political humor
political satire
politics
President Obama
RINO
RNC
Ronald Reagan
Sarah Palin
Senate
taxes
tea
tea party
terrorism
The Daily Show
The Onion
third party
Thomas Friedman
wall street
